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airyairyquitecontrary:

squeakykins:

das-uberchicken:

worksofwalt:

Okay. So there’s a theory out there about this movie that I’m going to throw out to you all. I’m not sure I agree with it, but at the same time, I’m not sure I don’t. It really makes a lot of sense if you think about it, but I fairly confident it was not a planned story by the creators of the movie. But it certainly fits. So here goes.

The Great Stone Dragon is featured three times in the movie: First, Mulan stands beside the statue when she sings about how she wishes her outside would match her inside, and that her actions and appearances were in line with her inner character. Second, Mulan sits on the base of the statue watching her father pass his final night before going off to war, it is here that she makes her decision to take his place. And the third time is when the ancestors attempt – and fail – to awaken the spirit.

So why does the statue crumble? Because it’s empty. Because the spirit of the Great Stone Dragon has already awakened and given Mulan the strength she needed to make her decision and go to war in her father’s stead. Mulan woke the dragon (calm down, Viserys) when she sang ‘Reflection’ beside him, and he gave her his spirit when she sat in the rain watching her father, passing to her all of the strength of the Great Stone Dragon. So when the ancestors try to wake him, he’s already gone.

Anyway that’s the theory. As I said, I don’t know that I buy into it, but it certainly makes a lot of sense. 

My childhood just got more beautiful

I’d always wondered why it didn’t work! Honestly this theory makes perfect sense. The spirit wasn’t there to talk her OUT of going to war, it was there to give her the strength and courage to do it in the first place.

And it means that the statue wasn’t a DUD, the ancestors just didn’t understand how it worked.

2 days ago on April 13th, 2014 | J | 86,513 notes
Tagged as: #disney #Mulan 

bitchface12345:

i don’t do cocaine i just like the smell

2 days ago on April 13th, 2014 | J | 110,874 notes
Tagged as: #party hard 

englishsnow:

by Liam Grant

2 days ago on April 13th, 2014 | J | 12,337 notes

swagadamus:

animeelite:

i really hate the attitude a lot of men have about how women are so different and mysterious and hard to understand, as if women are some kind of foreign species and not fellow human beings and then complain about women being unapproachable and ‘prude’ 

you don’t get to put me on a pedestal and then complain about me being out of reach

"you don’t get to put me on a pedestal and then complain about me being out of reach”

I’ve never heard wiser words.

2 days ago on April 13th, 2014 | J | 43,586 notes
Tagged as: #real talk #men 

shotafrost:

I love video games because you’re always on an important quest that is very time limited but you can dick around places for as long as you want like yeah sure my sister has been kidnapped but I need to spend three hours exploring this dungeon to make sure I don’t miss any treasure

2 days ago on April 13th, 2014 | J | 109,022 notes

edwardianfred:

So, a Quidditch match at Hogwarts, right? Slytherin vs Gryffindor (yeah yeah obvious, I know shut up). And all of a sudden there’s this STAMP STAMP CLAP from the Gryffindor stand and all the Muggle-borns start singing/screaming WE WILL ROCK YOU across the pitch towards the…

2 days ago on April 13th, 2014 | J | 32,174 notes
Tagged as: #Harry Potter 

howibloggedyourmother:

this is the greatest blooper 

2 days ago on April 13th, 2014 | J | 102,007 notes
Tagged as: #himym 

ikindofdunno:

gilderoylockhearts:

Based on another post I’ve seen, I made this for my friend’s birthday

Give it to me! O.O <3

2 days ago on April 13th, 2014 | J | 1,915 notes

fuckyeahillustrativeart:

by Renee Nault on Tumblr

2 days ago on April 13th, 2014 | J | 74,877 notes
Tagged as: #mermaids 

karlbourbon:

if you’re struggling with homework, just pretend it’s for starfleet.

biology? no no, xenobiology. for when you’re on the enterprise and you have to examine flora and fauna of newly discovered planets

math? more like super important warp calculations

physics? gotta be like chekov hell yeah

english? no it’s a report for starfleet command

learning a language? channel nyota uhura 

gotta pop open a torpedo im really weapons expert carol marcus

2 days ago on April 13th, 2014 | J | 20,128 notes
Tagged as: #star trek 

danceswithjoshnekus:

tumblr is kind of an unhealthy environment to be in sometimes because often it’s so black and white

either you’re right, and you’re an amazing god worthy of praise, or you’re wrong, and you’re a horrible monster who deserves to die

i just saw a post that said that if you don’t understand how minimum wage and art commissions work, then you’re “the worst kind of garbage shit trash”. like… after a certain point it’s time to calm down

2 days ago on April 13th, 2014 | J | 114,825 notes

milokerrigan:

how-do-i-spell-your-url:

ilovecoffeeandcats:

if you think you are unattractive just remember you look like your ancestors and hey all of them got laid

but what if you were adopted

I’m not up on the whole genetics thing

but

if you’re adopted you still have to have biological ancestors right

2 days ago on April 13th, 2014 | J | 492,241 notes
Tagged as: #science 

zackisontumblr:

my soul mate is most likely a grilled cheese

2 days ago on April 13th, 2014 | J | 153,789 notes
Tagged as: #metaphor 

girlwithalessonplan:

ethiopienne:

Make Your Move is an effort from Missoula’s Intervention in Action Project, a group of community organizations dedicated to ending sexual violence. Its campaign’s goals are to: 1) Engage men and women as allies to prevent sexual violence by increasing awareness and education about the dynamics of sexual violence and 2) Encourage bystanders to foster healthy non-violent relationships and interrupt attitudes, language and actions that support sexual violence.

I’ve reblogged this before but oh wait I don’t care.

2 days ago on April 13th, 2014 | J | 188,924 notes
Tagged as: #real talk 
I must remind you that starving a child is violence. Suppressing a culture is violence. Neglecting school children is violence. Punishing a mother and her family is violence. Discrimination against a working man is violence. Ghetto housing is violence. Ignoring medical need is violence. Contempt for poverty is violence.
- Coretta Scott King (via samirathejerk)
2 days ago on April 13th, 2014 | J | 11,818 notes
Tagged as: #real talk