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casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

6 hours ago on May 19th, 2013 | J | 72,641 notes

the-vashta-nerada:

snufflechopsplastic:

the-vashta-nerada:

there’s literally nothing worse than being in a cuddling mood and you have nobody to cuddle with

this is a scientific fact 

i’m pretty sure being brutally murdered by 945346583496 crazed beiber fans on crack cocaine is worse

as long as they cuddle my body afterword i’m good

6 hours ago on May 19th, 2013 | J | 927 notes

Greed, this is what you desperately wanted, isn’t it? 
Yeah. You’re right. This is what I wanted. 

Greed, this is what you desperately wanted, isn’t it? 

Yeah. You’re right. This is what I wanted. 

6 hours ago on May 19th, 2013 | J | 261 notes
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lameborghini:

for being a teen girl i sure do talk about my dick a lot

6 hours ago on May 19th, 2013 | J | 38,652 notes

hawkeyedriza:

absolutelydestinysmood:

nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

you can’t repeat the past

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can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can

6 hours ago on May 19th, 2013 | J | 121,616 notes
krabwatch:

finally an option that fits me

krabwatch:

finally an option that fits me

6 hours ago on May 19th, 2013 | J | 30,677 notes
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are-you-seduced-yet:

[VIOLENTLY THINKS OF HOW CUTE YOU ARE AND HOW NICE IT WOULD BE TO HOLD YOU ON A DAILY BASIS]

6 hours ago on May 19th, 2013 | J | 39,472 notes
6 hours ago on May 19th, 2013 | J | 57,560 notes

uhmqat:

righttochoose:

girl-think:

Whats taught in Medical School (left) vs. What is told to you in a crisis pregnancy center (right). Find out for yourself; go to a crisis pregnancy center that offers free pregnancy testing- they will show you these fetus models. They are not accurate. Get accurate medical information from a licensed physician or anyone who went to medical school. If you have any questions about crisis pregancy centers send me a question or google it. 

good god this is so manipulative, i am so angry.

False education irks me to no end. I’m all for individual beliefs, and if you believe life begins at conception and don’t believe in abortions that is completely fine. If you don’t believe life begins until some other point, cool.

BUT SOMETHING SHOULD NOT HAVE TO LOOK LIKE A TINY HUMAN FOR YOU TO BELIEVE ITS LIFE HAS BEGUN.

6 hours ago on May 19th, 2013 | J | 1,037 notes

sardonicheight:

[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

7 hours ago on May 19th, 2013 | J | 41,424 notes

antst00fs:

I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr

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7 hours ago on May 19th, 2013 | J | 28,276 notes

himynameissamijane:

plund3rbunny:

OMG NEED

Actually have the Nightmare before Christmas one hanging on are wall already, thanks to wonderful friends

but the rest of them

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

If anyone ever wants to buy me something, the Cinderella one please and thank you

7 hours ago on May 19th, 2013 | J | 7,850 notes