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softhobbits:

destroy this “more than friends” bullshit

destroy this disgusting fucking idea that being in a romantic relationship is more important/closer than being in a platonic relationship

destroy the idea that friendships are less than romances

destroy the idea that you need to be romantically involved with someone if you want to be really close to them

22 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 84,840 notes
Tagged as: #real talk 
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Song: Make Me Robot
Artist: Tessa Violet
Album: Maybe Trapped Mostly Troubled
Played: 899 times.

joelmfd:

Make Me A Robot by Tessa Violet from Maybe Trapped Mostly Troubled

Buy it Here

22 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 83 notes
22 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 1,008 notes
Tagged as: #futurama 

paramaline:

“His magic ring he kept a great secret, for he chiefly used it when unpleasant callers came.”

owns arguably the most valuable and powerful artifact in middle earth

uses it to avoid uncomfortable social interactions 

this is why Bilbo is my hero

22 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 44,681 notes
Tagged as: #the hobbit 

druggedthinking:

I accidentally fell in love with a painting of a woman from 16th century germany

image

22 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 16,197 notes

miss-love:

if I ever see a girl in public who is clearly going for something really bold with her look (crazy hair, makeup, outfit) and looks like she’s maybe uncomfortable or nervous about rocking it, I make sure to go up to her and tell her she looks fierce. It took a lot of courage to go out like that and somebody ought to notice.

changes lives. be sure to do that at least once a day.

22 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 94,324 notes
Tagged as: #girls 

greywatch:

The Fuhrer has basically hired you to be his hostage. Will you be alright?

#’my third mom is scary’

22 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 5,597 notes
Tagged as: #fma 
22 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 135,039 notes
22 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 170,776 notes
Tagged as: #friendship 
billyjojo:

keethrichards:

oh my god 

it feels like i was never supposed to see this it’s like forbidden or something 

billyjojo:

keethrichards:

oh my god 

it feels like i was never supposed to see this it’s like forbidden or something 

22 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 153,044 notes
Tagged as: #celebs #zooey 
theoffice-confessions:

"The group photo that Michael had Photoshop makes me laugh out loud every time I see it."

theoffice-confessions:

"The group photo that Michael had Photoshop makes me laugh out loud every time I see it."

22 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 41 notes
Tagged as: #the office 
22 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 147,790 notes
Tagged as: #gigil 

fleurmaladive:

swaggie: je swag, tu swags, il/elle/on swag, nous swagons, vous swagez, ils/elles swagent

23 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 71,941 notes
Tagged as: #linguistics 

krystalrneth:

U know you’ve grown up when you don’t find the same people on YouTube funny anymore

23 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 256,926 notes
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lookingfor-thefaultinour-towns:

pizza-dome:

theevermysteriousowl:

LOSING MY SHIT

im gunNA VOMIT

"Of course you have left overs that looks fucking gross" I LOST IT THERE

23 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 482,096 notes
Tagged as: #video #dead