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1 minute ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 1,090 notes
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thestraggletag:

egobus:

I want a movie about greek gods where hades isn’t the antagonist

By all accounts the antagonist in every Greek Gods movie should be Zeus’s dick. Nothing else causes as much murder and mayhem.

48 minutes ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 67,061 notes
1 hour ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 51,572 notes

papadaftpunk:

The new X-Men movie looks great.

1 hour ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 4,362 notes
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adinakae:

THIS

THIS IS MY FAVORITE GIF OF THE YEAR

2 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 256,255 notes
15 hours ago on July 21st, 2014 | J | 21,778 notes

my-tardis-sense-is-tingling:

Leander Deeny: unsung hero, we salute you

15 hours ago on July 21st, 2014 | J | 132,003 notes
I like people too much or not at all.
- Sylvia Plath (via argufy)
15 hours ago on July 21st, 2014 | J | 132,267 notes

thecube42:

beemovieruinedmylife:

wolfchurros:

jesuschristvevo:

what if people who havent seen bee movie get curious because of all the posts about it on tumblr and watch it and then the sales for bee movie go up out of nowhere and they get enough money to make bee movie 2

BEE MOVIE 2: PLAN BEE

no

Electric Beegaloo

16 hours ago on July 21st, 2014 | J | 99,318 notes

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

16 hours ago on July 21st, 2014 | J | 361,940 notes

khaleesibeyonce:

for months ive been collecting my fave of bizarre tumblr insults from famous posts in a note thingy on my phone omfg it cracks me up every time. there are truly some creative people here on tumblr.com

17 hours ago on July 21st, 2014 | J | 265,035 notes

I no longer feel any allegiance to these monsters called human beings, despise being one myself.  I think that Peeta was onto something about us destroying one another and letting some decent species take over.  Because something is significantly wrong with a creature that sacrifices it’s children’s lives to settle its differences.

I no longer feel any allegiance to these monsters called human beings, despise being one myself.  I think that Peeta was onto something about us destroying one another and letting some decent species take over.  Because something is significantly wrong with a creature that sacrifices it’s children’s lives to settle its differences.

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